I Have A Wandering Eye

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.

When I First Began Doing Tv Pilots, My Expectations Were High. I Didn't Understand That World. So When 'weeds' Took Off, I Was So Happy. Especially As I Was Just A Guest Star In The Pilot. But Once It Got Picked Up, They Made Me A Regular Cast Member.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.