I Have A Stepladder. It's

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

I've Got Wealth And Fame But I Haven't Changed My Roots.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, If It's Easy, It's No Good, That's The Way I Look At It.