I Have A Homosexual Crush

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump