I Have A Homosexual Crush

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.