I Hate To Judge Everybody

The Live Show Is Different From The Album. It's Different Every Night Depending On Where I Am And How Many Months Have Gone By Since I Last Performed.

I Try To Avoid People's Eyes Because I Don't Like To Get That Intimate With Just Anybody. I Don't Need The Responsibility.

Lots Of People Think That Bisexual Means Cowardly Lesbian.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.