I Don't Think Somebody Can

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

The Live Show Is Different From The Album. It's Different Every Night Depending On Where I Am And How Many Months Have Gone By Since I Last Performed.

Of Course, Everybody's Family Is Dysfunctional - We've Accepted That. What Are We Supposed To Do? Hate Our Parents For The Rest Of Our Lives?

It's Nobody's Business How You Do Something.

People Want To Be Famous, They Want To Be Loved, They Want To Be Accepted. They Want To Push Aside Their Past And The Things That Have Been Embarrassing To Them.