I Hate Smoothies. Because They

I Ignore Hallmark Holidays. And This Comes From A Guy Who Has Sold A Million Opus Greeting Cards.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

The Universe Throws Us Some Obvious Little Pitches Sometimes, And We Need To Be Awake Enough Not To Let Them Slip By.

And Just As It Is With All Proper Grannies, She Ordered Me Into My Pink Bunny Jammies.

I Started As A News Photographer At The University Of Texas' Daily Texan.