I Hate Record Labels. They

Ask Not From Whence I Came For The Gravity Of The Future Pulls Me Ever Forward.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.

People Always Say That Pregnant Women Have A Glow. And I Say It's Because You're Sweating To Death.