I Hate Mourinho. He's A

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

My Wife Would Say I'm Not Romantic At All, But I Would Say That I'm The Ultimate Romancer Because I Write About... Life Being Brilliant.