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You're Asking If I'm Happy? I've Got 87 Million In The Bank, I've Got A Rolls Royce, I've Got 3 Stalkers, I'm About To Go On The Board At Manchester City, I'm Part Of The Greatest Band In The World. Am I Happy With That? No, I'm Not! I Want More!

Why Is The Rest Of The World So Overcrowded? Nobody Lives In America! We're All Squashed Up On Top Of Each Other In London.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

I'm A Great Songwriter, But I'm Not The Most Talented Musician.