I Don't Think We Live

When You're In A Band And There's Five Of You, You Have To Accommodate Five People In Every Song.

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

I Just Think Radiohead Are F-in' Miserable Bastards.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!