I Hate Mondays - I

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.

Puerto Rico Is One Of Those Places You Can Be As Quiet Or As Crazy As You Want, Because There's So Much Nightlife. I Have To Take The Craziness Carefully.

When You've Been Brought Up In Variety, I Think Timing Is Always Important In Your Life. If I'm Ever Late For Anything, Whether It's Personal Or Business, I Always Apologise. 'i'm Sorry I'm Late,' And All That. And If Somebody Is Late Meeting Me, I Expect Them To Say 'i'm Sorry I'm Late.' It's Just, Shall We Say, Showbiz Etiquette Of My Day.

It Could Still Be A Good Night If You Play Your Cards Right.

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.