It May Be An Old

Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive Soul.

Puerto Rico Is One Of Those Places You Can Be As Quiet Or As Crazy As You Want, Because There's So Much Nightlife. I Have To Take The Craziness Carefully.

Ambition Can Take The Place Of Everything - Even Sex.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.