I Had Seen Cheers Twice,

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Had Seen Cheers Twice, I Think. Ted [danson] Had So Much Hair In His Widow's Peak That I Remember Thinking, "that Dude Looks Like Eddie Munster."

I Don't Think Children Are Any More Resilent Than Anyone Else. They're Just People With Little Bodies.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

For Some Reason I Am One Of Those People Who Act Like They Were Born And Raised During The Depression.