I Guess A Lot Of

Every Profession Has Its Own Culture, But The Police Look At The World Differently To Everybody Else. I Call It A 'healthy Culture Of Suspicion'.

I Travel Abroad Constantly On Book Promotion And Research, And The Internet Is Invaluable To Me For Accessing U.k. News In Places Such As America, Which Most Of The Time Hasn't Heard Of England.

Branson Ate His Salad, And Left The Rest Of His Fish Untouched, While Grace Tucked Into His Steak And Kidney Pudding With Relish. 'i Read A While Ago,' He Told Branson, 'that The French Drink More Red Wine Than The English But Live Longer. The Japanese Eat More Fish Than The English But Drink Less Wine And Live Longer. The Germans Eat More Red Meat Than The English, And Drink More Beer And They Live Longer Too. You Know The Moral Of This Story? 'no' 'it's Not What You Eat Or Drink - It's Speaking English That Kills You.

Most Good Police Officers Are Very Open-minded. The Bad Ones Are The Ones Who Are Close-minded.

I Guess A Lot Of Police Keep Their Sanity By Developing Black Humour.