I Graduated From High School

I'm Constantly Playing This Game In My Head Where I'm Thinking, 'can This Quote Be Pared Down And Misinterpreted?' It Doesn't Matter What Outlet I'm Talking To And How Comprehensive The Interview Is, Because I Have To Think In Terms Of, 'right, But 'people' Magazine Could Just Take This One Quote And Take It Out Of Context.'

I Think My Itunes Is A Kind Of Strange And Embarrassing Mix Of Show Tunes And Artists That I Have No Perception Of Whether Or Not They're Huge Or Not, You Know? I'm The Kind Of Person Who Doesn't Realize That The Arcade Fire Is A Big Deal, But Then I Expect Everybody To Know Cocoon, And People Tend To Not Know Cocoon.

There's Always Moments Where You Creep Yourself Out, And You Think You Heard Something And You Convince Yourself That Some Spirit Is In The Room With You, But Truly, I Don't Believe In Any Of That Kind Of Thing. A Lot Of My Friends Really Do.

I Guess As Long As People Think Of Me For Different Ages, I'll Trust Their Opinion. I Remember Noticing One Year That Michelle Monaghan Played 34 And 19, So I've Kind Of Clung To That As My Justification That I Can Be Jake Gyllenhaal's Wife And A Freshman In College In The Same Year.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.