I Get Mail; Therefore I

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.