I Get Mail; Therefore I

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

There Are Always Deadlines I Have To Meet. I Don't Let Myself Get Too Close To The Deadlines, So It's Not Like I'm Just Sweating Bullets Or Anything If The Clock Is Ticking. I Never Let Myself Get In That Situation.