I Get A Kick Out

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.

Why Anyone, By Dying, Should Thereby Be Declared Beyond Criticism, Innocent Of Wrongdoing, Suddenly Filled With Virtue And Above Reproach Escapes Me.

Every Comic Can Report A Few 'gift From The Gods' Moments.

Every So Often, There Is An Article Saying The Old Kind Of Talk Show Isn't Possible Now. In The Oldest Kind Of Talk Show, You Only Had The Choice Of That Or Two Other Channels!

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.