I Fly Around With Chicks

Sesame Street... I Think They Were All High. With Big Bird, They Had To Be High.

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

That's The Biggest Rule In Hollywood: Don't Spend Your Own Money.

I'm Not Used To Getting Good Reviews.

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.