I Find Christmas Very Difficult.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.

Sometimes I Wish I Was Just A Simple Drunkard.

Even With The Recent Story About The Nurse Killing Herself In King Edward Hospital, There's No Blame Placed On Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital As Far As I Could See For Absolutely No Reason. She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman, She's Saying Nothing About The Death Of This Poor Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering. And Why It's Allowed To Be I Really Don't Know... It Wasn't Because Of Two Djs In Australia That This Woman Took Her Own Life, It Was The Pressure Around Her.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

Oh Yes, You Can Kick Me And You Can Punch Me And You Can Break My Face But You Won't Change The Way I Feel 'cause I Love You