The Brits Are Ghastly. I

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

I Don't Want To Go On Much Longer, Really. I Think That Would Suggest A Lack Of Imagination. A Certain Lack Of Dignity Also.

They Are Very Tame To Me. God Bless Noel, I'm Sure He'll Always Have A Spot On 'bob's Full House', But I Search For Something With More Bite And Rage.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

Popular Music Is Slowly Being Laid To Rest In Every Conceivable Way... The Ashes Are Already About Us If We Could But Notice Them.