I Find Celebrity Status Difficult

The Biggest Threat To This Country Isn't The Russians. It's Our Own Inability To Make Democracy Or Capitalism Work.

Some People Are Uncomfortable With The Idea That Humans Belong To The Same Class Of Animals As Cats And Cows And Raccoons. They're Like The People Who Become Successful And Then Don't Want To Be Reminded Of The Old Neighborhood.

Recognition Should Come To The Reporter Who Uncovers Public Cheating Or Proves A Convicted Man Innocent.

I Have Had Time To Analyze My Feelings. I Am Certain That They Are Totally Neurotic, Sexist, Silly, And A Big Waste Of Time.

We Should Not Use Crippled Children To Sell Hamburgers. Ever.