I Feel Like The American

Not That I Was Ever An Asshole But I Used To Be Much More Of A Bulldozer.

Listen, Young People, I Understand Narcissism - Clearly. But At Least I Have The Decency To Hate Myself. And That's What's Missing From The Young People. They Don't Have The Debilitating Self-loathing And The Second Guessing.

Yes, I Think Lots Of People Are Eager To Obtain Weapons Of Mass Destruction. But There's No Evidence That He Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction. There's Been No Evidence Of Him Testing Nuclear Weapons. We Have People That Are In Our Face With Nuclear Weapons. We've Got Iran And North Korea. We've Got A Problem With Pakistan. You Know, I Don't Know What To Say About That. There's A Whole Lot Of People That Are Going Nuclear. And I Think That Saddam Hussein Is Actually, With The Evidence, The Least Able To Use Nuclear Weapons And The Least Obvious Offender In That Area At This Moment.

I Feel Bad That People Think That "feminism" Is A Dirty Word. I Don't Understand That At All, I'm Proud To Be Labeled A Feminist. I Consider Myself A Person Who Has Throughout My Entire Life Stood Up For Myself. It's Never Been My Ambition To Be Someone Who Takes A Backseat To Anything. I'm Not A Male Basher At All. I Divide People Into Assholes And Non-assholes, And That's Genderless. I Encounter Sexism Everyday.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"