Evil Is In The Face

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

The Media Is Supposed To Be Custodians Of The Facts And Watchdogs Of Government. They Have, For The Most Part, Neglected To Be Either Of Those Things.

I Would Prefer To Be Well-liked In Any And All Situations.

The Reason A Person Is A Republican Is Because Something Is Wrong With Them. Again, That's Science - That's Neuroscience. You Cannot Be Well Adjusted, Open-minded, Pluralistic, Enlightened And Be A Republican.

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.