I Would Prefer To Be

Boy, Does That Give You Street Cred For Years After, If You Tell People You Were On 'the Larry Sanders Show!'

Not That I Was Ever An Asshole But I Used To Be Much More Of A Bulldozer.

Now, Granted, There Are Still As Many Heartbreaking Things Going On. There Are So Many Things In The Obama Administration To Be Sick Over That Certainly Didn't Change. And Also Our Media, If It's Possible, Seems To Be Getting Even Worse. The Alleged News Media. And Then There Are The Teabag Racists Adding Insult To Injury. But I Don't Have That Same Heartbreak Anymore, Because It's Not Fresh Heartbreak Anymore. It's Like I'm Used To It. I'm Sure We All Are Just Used To It.

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

You Just Did A Whole Read-through. The Lie That Brought Us Into War Was That Iraq Was A Threat To Us. Well, Now It Is A Threat. Now It Is A Terrorist Hotbed. The Fiction Is Now Reality. And Now We Have To Deal With It. It Was An Attempt At A Corporate Takeover. This Was About Oil. It Wasn't About Human Rights. It's Not About Human Rights.