I Feel Like I Am

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World. There Are The People That Will Have You Think That There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World, And There Are The 'good; People. There Is No Good, There Is No Evil, There Is Just A War Going On Between The People That Want You To Think There's A War Going On And The People That Know There Doesn't Have To Be One.

When You Are In The 8 O'clock Position, You Can Either Be A Cultural Phenomenon, Or You're Endangered. It's A Tough Time Slot.

I'd Just Love To Sit At Home, Wake Up At 10am, Go To My Own Office With My Dog, And Write A Movie. I Don't Know If I'm Capable Of Doing That Though. I Think I'll Just End Up Playing Minecraft And Self-destructing.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.