I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.