I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.