I Drink So The Others

No Man Can Think Clearly When His Fists Are Clenched.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

I Have Yet To Find A Man Worth His Salt In Any Direction Who Did Not Think Of Himself First And Foremost.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.