Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.
-Zach Galifianakis
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Dream Of Starting A
Zach Galifianakis
I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.
Views: 22
Topic
Funny
Dream
Country
More From Zach Galifianakis
I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.
Writing
Night
Trying
I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'
Death
Suicide
Grandmother
There Was A Long Time Where I Was An "artist" In Quotes, Who Had No Money. But I Guess Back Then I Also Never Had A Girlfriend.
Girlfriend
Artist
Long
I Don't Mean To Be Gross, But The Only Time It's Good To Yell "i Have Diarrhea" Is When You're Playing Scrabble Because It's Worth A Shitload Of Points.
Funny
Humor
Mean
I've Always Been Attracted To Sad. If You Look At Woody Allen Movies, He's Often Playing A Sad Clown, And It's Always Been Interesting. And Angry Clown Is Even More Interesting.
Interesting
Looks
Woody
Trending Author
Nathan Deal
Cynthia McKinney
Jenna Elfman
Eddie Bernice Johnson
Jane Smiley
Jada Pinkett Smith
Category
Information