I Don't Want To Do

A Better Thing To Grow Up With Is To Be Funny I Think, And If I Had, If I Had My Choice I Would Still Pick That.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...

Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger Than Fat Women. Why? Because Fat Women Are Killing Them.

Isn't It A Little Racist To Call It Black Friday?

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.