I Don't Want To Be

And I Say, 'hey, Lama, Hey, How About A Little Something, You Know, For The Effort, You Know.' And He Says, 'oh, Uh, There Won't Be Any Money. But When You Die, On Your Deathbed, You Will Receive Total Consciousness.' So I Got That Goin' For Me, Which Is Nice.

'groundhog Day' Was One Of The Greatest Scripts Ever Written. It Didn't Even Get Nominated For An Academy Award.

Whenever I Think Of The High Salaries We Are Paid As Film Actors, I Think It Is For The Travel, The Time Away, And Any Trouble You Get Into Through Being Well Known. It's Not For The Acting, That's For Sure.

In Japan, You Have No Idea What They Are Saying, And They Can't Help You Either. Nothing Makes Any Sense. They're Very Polite, But You Feel Like A Joke Is Being Played On You The Entire Time You're There.

I Don't Really Read The Reviews, But I Remember One A Long Time Ago I Read That Said That I Had A Face Like A Potato.