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I Met A Woman Who Photographed Celebrity Dogs For A Book, And She Told Me That Ralph Lauren's Dog Is Named Rugby. I Said, Yeah, But His Real Name Is Stickball.

If You Walk Up To Some Random Person On The Street, Grab Them By The Shoulder, And Say 'did You Just See What I Saw?!', You'll Find That No-one Wants To Talk To You.

One Of The Things I Like About Acting Is That, In A Funny Way, I Come Back To Myself.

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.