I Don't Think Women Outlive

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

Do You Know What You Call Those Who Use Towels And Never Wash Them, Eat Meals And Never Do The Dishes, Sit In Rooms They Never Clean, And Are Entertained Till They Drop? If You Have Just Answered, 'a House Guest,' You're Wrong Because I Have Just Described My Kids.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.