I Don't Think I've Ever

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

There's Still A Great Deal Of Bias About Homosexuality.

I Don't Think I've Ever Tried To Change Anyone. I Don't Have The Energy.

I Smell Of Sweat. I Don't Like People Smelling Of All These Weird Things. I Think Deodorant Is Disgusting.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.