I Don't Think A Prostitute

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.