You Could Do With Losing

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.