I Don't Play Golf. Mark

There Was So Much To Learn And It Was All Fun. But The Best Part Was Getting A Laugh From An Audience. That Was Like Drowning In Candy.

We Live In A Democracy. We Have This Extraordinary Opportunity To Use Our Mind And Say What We Think, Speak As We Think. Sometimes What We Say Is Objectionable To Other People. But That Is Part Of A Free Society

To Communicate With Each Other, We Got To Get Mad At Each Other Sometimes.

[mark] Twain Called Congress "the Only Distinctly Native Criminal Class In America. We've Lately Sent A United States Senator To The Penitentiary." That Was A Fact.

Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find It So Funny Now So I Have To Be Careful, But I Have To Wake Them Up With Some Truths And The Truths I Aim At Them Are Over 100 Years Old. Facts That No One Can Dispute.