I Don't Particularly Like Going

Most People Hugely Underestimate The Amount Of 'empty Space' We Have In Our Country. Fly Over The U.k., And You See That Human Settlement Does Not Fill Up The U.k. At All. It Accounts For Something Of The Order Of 15 Per Cent Of The Landmass.

But Sometimes It's Good To Dare Yourself To Do The Unthinkable. And Rather Than Stand In Front Of An Audience With No Clothes On, I Decided To Have A Go At Stand-up Comedy.

I've Never Enjoyed Sleep As Much Until I Got The 'today' Job. There Is Something About Early Sleep That's Much Better Than Late Sleep. I Feel Myself Going To Sleep; I Don't Just Plonk My Head On The Pillow. It's A Sort Of Winding-down Thing.

Someday We'll Look Back On This Moment And Plow Into A Parked Car.

The Key Thing About Me Is That I'm Really Not Very Interesting.