I Don't Like People Whose

I Love Making Videos On My Couch. You Can Put Those On The Internet Fast. I Can Express Myself.

Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden. I Remember Just Sobbing.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

I Talk To Friends Who Get Their Feelings Hurt When They Read Twitter Mentions. I Have An Amazing Solution - Don't Read Twitter Mentions.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.