I Don't Like Big Feet.

There Are Conservative Values Where Certain Lifestyles Are Imposed And Everybody Should Have 2.4 Children And A Dog And A Cat And A House And You Should Feel Like God And You Should Believe In God And You Should Be A Capitalist. I Don't Buy Any Of That.

What I Don't Like Is Dance Music Or Hip Hop Or Any Of That Sort Of Thing.

When I Play Myself, I Want To Be A Slightly Better Person. It Just Agrees. Everything I Play About Myself Is Kind Of True, But It's Amplified. We All Edit, Don't We? If You're Self-aware, You Stop Yourself - You Know How To Behave Properly.

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.