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I Knew Lots Of Irish Ladies In My Life Who Would Say Daft Things And Then Would Just Say Something Incredibly Truthful In A Very Simple Way With Simple Language - A Few Well Chosen Words That Would Take An Intellectual Five Minutes To Express. I Like That.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

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Comedy Is Unique In The Sense That Laughter Is A Palpable Noise That Everyone Makes.

The Fundamentalists Are Insistent That They Know Best. It's A Dictatorial Attitude Towards Personal Morality, Which Is A Modern Creation That Came About In The 19th Century.