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I Call Los Angeles The City Of Alternatives. If You Don't Like Mountains, We Got The Ocean. If You Don't Like Knott's Berry Farm, We've Got Disneyland. If You Don't Like Basketball, We've Got The Clippers.

You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left!

I Went To School, Majored In Theatre, And Said 'mom, I Have To Choose My Own Destiny. I Want To Be An Actor.' A Couple Of Weeks After I Graduated College I Called My Mother Up And Said 'can I Borrow $200?' And She Said 'why Don't You Act Like You've Got $200.'

When You're Doing Late Night You're On The Grind Every Night; You Send Someone To Check On Your Mom.

You Never Get Rid Of Something That Has A Positive Foundation.