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This Is My First Week As An American Citizen. It's Amazing. Now I Can Vote In The General Election - And For American Idol.

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Whether I Or Anyone Else Accepted The Concept Of Alcoholism As A Disease Didn't Matter; What Mattered Was That When Treated As A Disease, Those Who Suffered From It Were Most Likely To Recover.