I Don't Know. I Never

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

When I Come Into A Game In The Bottom Of The Ninth, Bases Loaded, No One Out And A One-run Lead ... It Takes People Off My Mind.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.