Always Root For The Winner.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

Ninety Percent I'll Spend On Good Times, Women And Irish Whiskey. The Other Ten Percent I'll Probably Waste.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf