I Don't Have A Girlfriend.

Chicago Is Known As The Windy City, And Montana Is Called The Big Sky State, So I Think That We Should Somehow Combine The Two To Create The Ultimate Kite-flying Experience.

Foosball Screwed Up My Perception Of Soccer. I Though You Had To Kick The Ball And Then Spin Around And Around. I Can't Do A Back Flip, Much Less Several Simultaneously With Two Other Guys.

One Time I Was Forced To Go To The Doctors Because Of A Sports Accident. Herpes.

A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer.

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.