I Don't Have A Bank

I Have Jokes I've Told Before And Will Tell Again, But My Favorite Part Of The Night Is Talking To The Crowd.

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

Adults Are Always Asking Little Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up Because They're Looking For Ideas

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

When We Live Up To Our Constitution, Let's Form A Conga Line Around The Capitol And Bungee Jump Off The Dome.