I Don't Feel Old. I

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

Being The Offspring Of English Teachers Is A Mixed Blessing. When The Film Star Says To You, On The Air, 'it Was A Perfect Script For She And I,' Inside Your Head You Hear, In The Sarcastic Voice Of Your Late Father, 'perfect For She, Eh? And Perfect For I, Also?'

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

History Is Not Reassuring On The Subject Of The Longevity Of Seemingly Lasting Great Nations, Is It?