Every Time Someone Says, 'you

There Should Be Three Days A Week When No One Is Allowed To Say: 'what's Your Sign?' Violators Would Have Their Copies Of Kahlil Gibran Confiscated.

In The Main, Ghosts Are Said To Be Forlorn And Generally Miserable, If Not Downright Depressed. The Jolly Ghost Is Rare.

I Don't See The Future As Bright, Language-wise. I See It As A Glass Half Empty - And Evaporating Quickly.

Statistically, I'd Say Comedy Writers Are Perhaps The Sanest Category Of Show People. And Why Not? They Make Big Money, And Although It's Not An Easy Trade - Particularly When You're At Your Galley Oar Five Days A Week - It's Easier On The Nerves And The Psyche Than Living With The Brain-squeezing Pressure And Cares Of Being The Star.

Depression - It Falls Into That Small Category Of Things Like Combat That, If You Haven't Been In It, You Can Say You Can Imagine It All You Like. But It's Truly Different.