I Don't Curse On Stage,

When Our Bed Is Made, It's Covered In 40 Pillows-like We're Stockpiling Ammo For The Global Pillow Fight.

Boutique Hotels Are Great, But They Get Too Cute. Some Hotels Have Shoe Polish. It's Like, Come On, This Isn't 1960. No One's Polishing Their Shoes.

A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

I Was Still Rooting For Notre Dame.it's Like There's The Cultural Catholic Experience.