I Don't Consider Myself Jewish.

People Who Get Through Life Dependent On Other People's Possessions Are Always The First To Lecture You On How Little Possessions Count.

Comedy Will Always Be Central To What I Do, It's Just An Instinct For Me, But I Am A Writer And Always Have Been.

This Calls For A Very Special Blend Of Psychology And Extreme Violence.

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.